Wehehehelllll...I'm a dink.

I'M NEVER FORWARDING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN. Apologies to all who got the well-intentioned email from me. I'm also going to kick Ryan's ass for emailing everyone I emailed with the de-bunking and making me look like an even bigger window-licker. Jerk. He's sitting across from me right now and I'm glaring at his back...yeah, take THAT bee-atch! Shit. S'right, don' mess wit me, yo.

Plans are still tentative, but I would like to inform you all, that if Loco and I get a schweet pad together, it will be the best apahtment you have ever seen. It will be so spooky and cool, you will relieve your bowels upon walking in the door. We will have to have a litter box by the door for you...it will be that cool.

I'm in an okay mood because I love porn. Porn saved me. I was short on rent and I got a $375 advance on my paycheck to cover it. I love you porn. Those naked ladies inspired a need and greed in the populace enough to create a profitable business for me to be employed by. I thank you. Seriously. You should all sign up for Danni's Hard Drive memberships, right now.

At work, not working

I just spent the last 30 minutes looking at tv/ts personals. There were some interesting girls, but most of them seem to try too hard and end up looking like an aging, over-mascaraed fitness instructor. It's a shame that more don't come out at an earlier age as well.

I have to get up at the ungodly hour of 5:30am tomorrow to work the polls.

Yay! Lesbians!

Sara just gave me "Bound" and "The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls In Love".

This post was all just an excuse to say, "Yay! Lesbians!".

I am eating cheap Taco Bell. The seniors at the Valley Village Senior Apartments that I'm poll-working at tomorrow are going to love me. pbbbfffft! >:)