Wehehehelllll...I'm a dink.

[blustocking]

I'M NEVER FORWARDING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN. Apologies to all who got the well-intentioned email from me. I'm also going to kick Ryan's ass for emailing everyone I emailed with the de-bunking and making me look like an even bigger window-licker. Jerk. He's sitting across from me right now and I'm glaring at his back...yeah, take THAT bee-atch! Shit. S'right, don' mess wit me, yo.

Plans are still tentative, but I would like to inform you all, that if Loco and I get a schweet pad together, it will be the best apahtment you have ever seen. It will be so spooky and cool, you will relieve your bowels upon walking in the door. We will have to have a litter box by the door for you...it will be that cool.

I'm in an okay mood because I love porn. Porn saved me. I was short on rent and I got a $375 advance on my paycheck to cover it. I love you porn. Those naked ladies inspired a need and greed in the populace enough to create a profitable business for me to be employed by. I thank you. Seriously. You should all sign up for Danni's Hard Drive memberships, right now.

Comments

[catwoman980.livejournal.com]

can I come play?

I promise I'm litter-box trained!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Absolutely!

me too me too!

[ex-titania711.livejournal.com]

Hell tho.. I'd need a litterbox in every doorway. >.

oooh

[qat.livejournal.com]

You and Loco might get a pad together? That would be so cool..... Selfish reason number one: I could see both of you when I came to those parts, all at once!