to the five-star girl

Why didn't I get an email from LJ about Fiver's b-day? :(
No matter...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL fivestar!!!!!

Liz, you are one of the most wonderful, talented, intelligent, lovely people I know. Seriously. I'm lucky to know you.

p.s. I need a yahoo account...but I can't think of a name. Ideas anyone?

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More pics on this gimp-ass site! Woo-woo!

Me: 3 1/2 inch floppy makes me laugh
Me: I'm going to start a band called "3 1/2 Inch Floppy"
SomeoneElse: hahahah
Me: Our first song will be: "Stick It In Your Hard Drive"
SomeoneElse: can i drum for you?
Me: no, you're probably too good
SomeoneElse: i am ok
Me: shutup
SomeoneElse: fags are no good at anything
Me: HAAhahahaha
Me: yeah, I bet you hold the drumsticks with a limp wrist
Me: oh man....the visual......hahahahhaa
SomeoneElse: yes, and i don't sweat, i perspire
Me: you glisten
Me: or glow
SomeoneElse: true like blue

This is not helping with the sleep schedule. ;)

p.s. look at my new icon! bask in it's simple stupidity! BASK!

truths learned while driving to work

"Excellent Cheese Is One Of Life's Simple Pleasures"

So true, so true.

The red car in front of me was apparently "powered by Mexican". Unless it was literally powered by chopped up Mexicans, I think that person should die a horrible firey death. I kid, mild discomfort in the anal region would suffice.

I have seen more NRA and American flag stickers on cars in the past two weeks than I have in my entire lifetime. I'm moving to Europe.

I'm a pretty jealous person. I wish that were not true.

( And the lyrics of the day... )

HA!

( This is somehow accurate...heheheh )

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Odd how one comment can sink your ship.

Nevermind...misunderstanding. Heheh.

Hot damn I'm on a roller coaster!

;)