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Went to the VADGE doctor this morning. Other than that...here's some more personal ad fun:

"Very interesting ad.........So ur in "the industry"!?
Hmmm........Well if ur4 real drop me a line....

Peace, D.W."

I responded with....

"You replied to my ad just because it said "porn", didn't you?"

Yeah, there are a few like that. I know I work in porn, you guys know I work in porn...but the ad was a JOKE. Fucking hell. There are a few that are getting it though. But sheesh...

I am wearing leather boots today and I like grabbing my ankle. It is TEH SEXY.

Oh man...I hate these people, but they are amusing. Here's the above guy's response to my inquiry:

"I didn't reply just becuase of the word porn - but I had to ask because that's not typical for a person to reveal such things up front. If you don't like those kind of inquiries you should delete the word porn from your profile (common sense - don't you think?)"

AND MY RESPONSE:

"No, because it was a joke. All the words in the parentheses were THE FUNNY. See? Jeebus. Good way to weed out the idiots though."

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This one just pisses me off:

"Dear Ms. Bluebeard,

Wondering if you're still seeking?

I am a married, 39 year old, fit 6 ft.1 in., 210 lb,
filmmaker, a producer/director doing commercials and
television for the last 16 years.

Looking for a very physical, fling, spice, romance, "
une liaison dangereuse," call it what you will. Told
I?m a very generous lover, stimulating, oral, sensual,
seductive and devilishly discreet.

Hope we can catch up soon. My email is
XXXXXXXXXXXX

Yours, A Knight"

Oh yeah, A Knight...and his username is chivalrous2u2001. ASShole.
Whatever.

I can't believe you jerks have the nerve to trash the French in my journal. JOO KNOW I LVOE THE FRENCH!!!!1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...............THERE, CUT THOSE OFF, DAMN LIVEJOURNAL

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Fuck Yahoo!, it's all about The Onion.

;)

you have to sign up....oops. :)

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