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I'm only posting this for #3.

Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument:

10- Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
9- Aww, you are so cute when you get all ticked off.
8- You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
7- Wait a minute -- I get it. What time of the month is it?
6- You're sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5- Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.
3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! (HAHAHA!)
2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

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meant for a coma

So the past 2 nights, I've finished work at a reasonable hour and thus I'm forced to take the most sadistic freeway in existence, ye olde 405, during rush hour(s). I've discovered that no matter how much sleep I get (the past 2 nights have been 8 hour nights) I still fight falling asleep most of the way home due to the creeping, stop and go pace. Seriously falling asleep too. As in, when I get home, I barely remember how I got there. So now I'm drinking lots of coffee so that I don't kill myself driving home. I'm also taking a different route in the hopes that it won't be as slow.

Scott made a customer service contact sheet and next to our phone numbers, he put "pictures of us". I am being proudly represented by Wednesday Addams. :D

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