blustocking | I just sat here for 5 minutes trying to think of a good subject line

I'm only posting this for #3.

Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument:

10- Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
9- Aww, you are so cute when you get all ticked off.
8- You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
7- Wait a minute -- I get it. What time of the month is it?
6- You're sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5- Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.
3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! (HAHAHA!)
2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

So Friday is my last day here at ye olde main job. This is sad-making. Currently, I've run out of things to do, but I need the money. So joy of all joys, now I'm doing customer service. I brought the Vat O' Candy And Cool Stuff that

locopuff gave me to work today and now I'm attempting to quell the sadness with a sugar high. You are jealous of my candy necklace, admit it.

Next week, I will be packing and attempting to do a few fun things before I leave. If anyone has any interest in going horseback riding in Griffith Park or going downtown to take photos and such, let me know.

My hands are a bit of a mess, as I've been tearing them up with stress. But my hair is very soft.

That is all...well, not all, but enough.