well, hello there

The theory, as it's held true in the past, is that however long the relationship was, that's how long it takes to truly get over it. So I figure...I've got another nine months maybe, give or take. Some of you are confused, some of you might be amused. Either way, fuck off...I know how I feel. At 25, you seem to fumble and flail, stumble and either fall repeatedly or attempt foolishly to maintain balance. At 25, 22 (generally) annoys me. At the quarter of a fucking century, I've learned so much, yet I don't have a clue. At 25, I'm fucking lonely, but I know better now. Need breeds mistakes made.

I shouldn't be going to California. I don't have the cash, and it weighs heavily. I hate money, or lack therof. But I have a plane ticket, and places to stay, and I said I would, so I will, and I'll make the best. I just hate starting out stressed out. My jaw hurts from grinding, not blowjobs...if that's what you're thinking. And why not, it's what I was thinking.

There's something wrong with my camera. This makes me...how do you say, not pleased.

Bullshit aside, I read an interesting article in National Geographic tonight. The online piece is here. However, it's not as good and the pictures aren't as breathtaking. So really, you should just go buy it. There's one shot of a lion chomping into another lion's head that is simply amazing. He's looking straight at the camera as he's biting down and the look in his eyes...just incredible, pure, and raw.

"The male house spider stimulates and inseminates with pedipalps (claw-like frontal appendages). A bean weevil's penis abrades: Spikes hold it inside the female and also tear tissue, perhaps discouraging future matings. A bedbug's penile "hook" is a sperm-filled syringe, while a flea's exuberant organ is rigged with a gentle stimulator."

Oh...and I like the new Eve 6 song. Go to hell.
kitryne has me hooked on this.

teh mens don't have teh sexie poses

Damn you kitryne!
This random image search is just funny.

See?

I know I always inspect foliage in the nude.

fyuck you, motherfyucker

Took more pics (headshots, basic background) of/for my niece. And there's nothing wrong with my camera, but possibly something wrong with me. :p
I made some damn good chicken fajitas.

Phase I haircolor complete: Light pink from roots to about midway down. Next, magenta from bottom to about midway up. :D

New Palahniuk book on August 26th. He's going to be in K.C. for a reading/signing in September. I have autographed copies, but it would be nice to hear him read. My wish list is out of control...but then again, it's more for me, and my forgetfulness.

For you Arthurian fans out there: Looks like the hotness that is Keira Knightley will be in this next year. Also starring Ioan Gruffudd, who isn't too hard on the eyes either.

Now to finish my hair....