I WON THE POWERBALL JACKPOT!

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Doods, if one more person posts that Hulk-With-Big-Raging-Cock picture, I'ma scream.

Today, I dropped an unopened can of green beans on my toe. That really hurt. Then, when I was going out the door and into the garage, I smacked the back of my hand super-hard on the door jamb. That still fucking hurts. Can you tell I've not been writing lately? Oh yes, eloquent is I.

Actually, listen up. I have something important to say. Naaah, not really. But it's more substantial than recent leakage. My hair. I'm not sure if I like it. I mean, I like it...but I'm not sure if it's me anymore. This might be the "last hurrah". I say that now, and maybe it's only because I've had "normal" hair for so long. So long that I've forgotten what this looks like, what the attention feels like. Then again, there wouldn't be so many baffled yokels if I did this in Cali. BUT I DIGRESS...I think I might have outgrown this. And I say that not lambasting anyone else, because I know plenty of people who can and do look fabulous with technicolored hair. But for me, eh...not so sure anymore. I liked the more natural look I was rockin'. I liked not wearing lipstick all the time and little makeup. This magenta hair looks rather bad-ass, but looks best when I have some matching lipshiz and eye junk on. I don't overdo it, but...damn, I don't know. I'm not a teenager anymore and this may be a hassle I'm not willing to cope with any longer. That, and actually...I think I DO look better sans all the pomp and circumstance. All the hair (and makeup) makes me feel a bit overdone. Christ, I feel like I'm letting someone down, but who? No one. Just me being stupid and not wanting to let go I suppose. Who knows, maybe I just need to re-adjust. It freaks Ma and Pa Kettle out, so that is a plus. YEEHAAW, MOTHERFUCKA. So I'll make the most of it, live it up, then dye it black or dark red when I get tired of this.
Wha-chow.

Jesus, I talk like this is the biggest problem of my life. *rolls eyes*

Pics tomorrow. It's too late and I don't feel like messing with it. I did take some though. Then I started involving props (my soccer trophy, Monkey Drive firework) and it just had to end.

Stellar thunderstorm this evening. Torrential rain, lots of lightning and thunder, one clap so loud it made the fire alarm beep. Never lasts as long as I want though. Does anything. ;p I WANT CHAOS RAINING DOWN FROM THE SKY! I WANT TO RUN THROUGH THE HOUSE IN A PINK TUTU, SLAMMING CYMBALS TOGETHER AND YELLING "AAHHHHLALALALALA!"
But that, is another story.

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p.s. What the hell? I linked that particular story because it had the most horrible image.

p.p.s. Now that Pirates is out, the Haunted Mansion trailer is up too. *drool* But you probably already know that. And whaaa? Eddie Murphy? Jennifer Tilly? :/ CGI, sets, and effects look really good though. The score sounds nice as well.

link procured from spasmolytic

"You could be feeling rather conflicted about your goals in July, dear Libra. Family matters may be particularly distracting, especially if a new priority emerged in the last few weeks. If you are torn between your responsibilities to a career, and those to your family, it could be wise to take a step back, and seek some kind of advice or support. Chances are there are unexpected events involved, particularly with regard to your work. This is a time to be particularly careful about your dealings with others. You are likely to be much more emotional than usual, and likely to react, even over-react, to unanticipated contingencies. Normally, you are the most sensitive and diplomatic of all zodiacal natives. But, this month, your nerves could be feeling a little frayed, and your patience thin. People are so busy associating Libra with peaceful qualities that they forget this sign also rules war. When you are pushed to the limit, you are very likely to come out swinging, especially if resentment has been building up over time. If you have reached your limit, you are likely to let people at work, and at home, know, in no uncertain terms, that you aren't taking any more. By mid-month, when Mercury moves into your friendship sector, you may be getting a little more encouragement from others. At the end of the month, a pleasure trip with friends may restore your equilibrium. Review and reflect. By the time you return, a resolution is likely to be much easier to achieve."

Ahehehe. I leave for my "pleasure trip with friends" on Sunday. Werd.

Find it here, ya dirty hippie.