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[blustocking]

HOLEE SHIT...The Onion has been whoring my personal ad out as far as THE PHILADELPHIA FUCKING NEWSPAPER.
O_O And I quote:

"Hi, my name is Ken. Your ad was in my City Paper (in Philly) and it made me laugh so I checked out your profile. You are a riot! I laughed out loud when I read the bedroom line. Too bad you live so far because I would love to get to know you better. Take it easy and feel free to respond if the mood strikes you."

The Onion should pay me more than 5 measly credits.
I was wondering why I'm getting inundated with ad responses.
And no, I haven't replied to one in over a month.
I've been too DISTRACTED.
bitch.

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You oughta bust their onion. :)

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

If I ever meet you buttcemi, I'm going to kick your ass.
>;)

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

I'm lame. I need to see your ad. Where it be?

[elgorgo.livejournal.com]

ooh, what's your ad-name?

mine's svirfneblin.

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

jillism, I think.
:)

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

It's on theonion.com and my name is "jillism" I think.
You might have to be a member (free) of the site to see it.

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

Finally, I got around to checking out your ad. Heh :P
I think maybe I'll do one of those for fun. Later then.
Life's just WAY too exciting to do it now. Especially close to ten PM on teh saturday night.

Thank you, may I have another?

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, there's an incentive to show up. O_o

Re: NO! NO MORE FOR YOU!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Good. It worked then.

>;)