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[blustocking]

HOLEE SHIT...The Onion has been whoring my personal ad out as far as THE PHILADELPHIA FUCKING NEWSPAPER.
O_O And I quote:

"Hi, my name is Ken. Your ad was in my City Paper (in Philly) and it made me laugh so I checked out your profile. You are a riot! I laughed out loud when I read the bedroom line. Too bad you live so far because I would love to get to know you better. Take it easy and feel free to respond if the mood strikes you."

The Onion should pay me more than 5 measly credits.
I was wondering why I'm getting inundated with ad responses.
And no, I haven't replied to one in over a month.
I've been too DISTRACTED.
bitch.

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You oughta bust their onion. :)

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

If I ever meet you buttcemi, I'm going to kick your ass.
>;)

Thank you, may I have another?

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, there's an incentive to show up. O_o

Re: NO! NO MORE FOR YOU!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Good. It worked then.

>;)