blustocking | (no subject)

I look fucking cute today, you ass-rimming, dong-lickers. >_<

Lately, because I don't have the time, nor energy, I have been dressing...well, lazily. Whatever's handy and clean as I rush to catch the bus. So, I need to to laundry. I am bass-ackwards, so
I am wearing something actually "put-together" today. The effort I used to put into getting all prettified...thems were teh days.
Lots of people found ways to touch me today and be flirty. I think it's because my look is akin to "CathoLICK school girl". I was wearing ties before some alternatwat, teenybopper Canuck made them "all the angsty rage". Moooooowah. I'm so Complicated. (shhhh...I actually kind of like that song)
NO I DON'T!
yes, I do.
Haha...URETHRA!

Songs I sing/hum at the bus stop:

"Baker Baker" [Tori Amos]
"Winter Wonderland" [Christmas traditional]
"Good Enough" [Sarah McLachlan]
"Origin of Love" [(Stephen Trask) Hedwig and The Angry Inch]
"The Water Is Wide" [traditional]
"Ave Maria" [Franz Shubert]
"I'll Tell Me Ma" [Irish traditional]
"Didn't Leave Nobody But The Baby" [Alison Krauss, Gillian Welch, Emmylou Harris]
"Down In The River To Pray" [traditional]
"On My Own" [from Les Miserables]
"Once Upon A Dream" [from Disney's Sleeping Beauty]
"Chim Chim Cheree" [from Disney's Mary Poppins]

Veddy eeetheresteeng, no?

Today was good. Good in the sense that it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad in the sense that it went smoooothly. I was smooooth and suave and charming and funny and blahdy blahdy blah. Seriously, it's rare that I have days that I'm just "on" and nothing really messes up or pisses me off. I sold the crap out of some books at le bookstore, saw Tyne Daly...awww, I grew up watching Cagny & Lacey, looked cool while doing it, and now I'm sitting at job numero dos getting some hours that I lost during the week. It's cooler outside, crisp, October is coming....*much evil rubbing of hands* I'm trying not to think about how I'm going to fit 110 hours of community service into less than two months...oh shit, now I'm thinking about it....WAIT, NO I'M NOT...HAHAHAHA...TWEEDLEDEE DUM DA DA...LALALALALA! Other Stuff!

I hate that I always tell myself, "Oh, I'll write that down soon...I won't forget it." and because I'm so lazy and stupid...of course I forget it and of course I don't write it down. I swear, the funny you cats miss just because there's not enough room at the Inn Of My Brain. You wouldn't want to stay there anyway though. It's cheap and I'm fairly sure the proprietor is a little *makes international sign for "crazy"* weeeOOoo.

I am so cool. I just had one of the techies talk me through re-booting the ColdFusion server. That's right...I am way smarter than thou because I can follow dizrections so well. He even complimented me on it. Born sub, baby....UNTIL YOU PISS ME OFF.

Snatch.
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