that darn cat
Sep. 15th, 2002 02:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blustockingOh...my....I so need to get out more. This is what I just said to my cat:
"You wanna fight, Boo? Do you wanna fuckin' fight? Cause I'll win!"
I said this because he likes to attack my bare feet occasionally and now my LEGS and THIGHS, violently, when he doesn't get his way. So I grabbed him mid swipe and held him, not hurting him mind you, on the bed until he calmed down a bit. Fuckin' bitch-cat. Sometimes, I just have to remind him who's bigger.
I do have a rather large, nice bruise on my shin because of him though...so I guess we're even.
Of course, now he's sitting behind me all pissy, but docile. Poor B is bored. :( Anyone wanna play with my kitty? Yes, yes, I DO mean both.
Yes, this is my life at 2am on a Saturday (Sunday).
*hangs head*
"You wanna fight, Boo? Do you wanna fuckin' fight? Cause I'll win!"
I said this because he likes to attack my bare feet occasionally and now my LEGS and THIGHS, violently, when he doesn't get his way. So I grabbed him mid swipe and held him, not hurting him mind you, on the bed until he calmed down a bit. Fuckin' bitch-cat. Sometimes, I just have to remind him who's bigger.
I do have a rather large, nice bruise on my shin because of him though...so I guess we're even.
Of course, now he's sitting behind me all pissy, but docile. Poor B is bored. :( Anyone wanna play with my kitty? Yes, yes, I DO mean both.
Yes, this is my life at 2am on a Saturday (Sunday).
*hangs head*
