that darn cat

[blustocking]

Oh...my....I so need to get out more. This is what I just said to my cat:

"You wanna fight, Boo? Do you wanna fuckin' fight? Cause I'll win!"

I said this because he likes to attack my bare feet occasionally and now my LEGS and THIGHS, violently, when he doesn't get his way. So I grabbed him mid swipe and held him, not hurting him mind you, on the bed until he calmed down a bit. Fuckin' bitch-cat. Sometimes, I just have to remind him who's bigger.
I do have a rather large, nice bruise on my shin because of him though...so I guess we're even.

Of course, now he's sitting behind me all pissy, but docile. Poor B is bored. :( Anyone wanna play with my kitty? Yes, yes, I DO mean both.

Yes, this is my life at 2am on a Saturday (Sunday).
*hangs head*

Comments

Damn

[opheliadreams.livejournal.com]

And here I am craving pussy.

[ares-dot-com.livejournal.com]

Anyone wanna play with my kitty? Yes, yes, I DO mean both.

Enjoy that.

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

It would be nice if we could talk soon.

p.s.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I said that because I was beating everyone to the punch.

[gaffeizil.livejournal.com]

Heehee, that is so cute. His name is Boo. :)

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

This belongs in my new MY_CAT_IS_SATAN community. It really does.

;)

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

haha!
*looks up community*

Re: there is no emoticon for what I am feeling right now

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

All kitties are different. Boo is 5 and he still gets a bit o' the evil in him quite often, but he's still calm and quite loving. He lived alone with me for 2 years, so he's still getting used to the idea of other people around...so that makes him wonky sometimes. This sounds dumb, but he really is quite smart and knows how to get what he wants. If he doesn't get it soon enough, that's when he's a total ass. I'm sure your kitty will be fine. :)

pee.ass.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

You should talk to zee Locopuff...her little Filberto is in this stage I think.