blustocking | braaaaaaaains

Well fuck my ass, who's brilliant idea was it to make these things without off switches?
SHUTUP YOUSE!!!!!!

I wish I had something more meaningful to say, but...well....I got nothin'.

*checks birth control pills* OOOOhhhh....well that explains it.
Yep, I think this is Magical Happy-Fun Emotional Train Wreck Day. Enjoy. I know I am.
It's rare that I notice this ahead of time...so consider it fair warning. Then again, I could be wrong and I'm just in a kaliedoscopic set of moods today. Either way, I'm likely to hate you all, though I probably love you. I'll kick you and then I'll cry.

Girls are neat. I feel ugly, yet I think I look pretty good today. That's so special.

My lotion looks like splooge.
*squirt*

I just bought tickets for Staci and I to go to this. Now, who wants to take me to Didneylan' for my birthday so that I can FINALLY see the Haunted Mansion Holiday?

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