HA!

[blustocking]

Guess what I watched tonight...

PIRANHA!

It wasn't as damaging as I remember...but then again, I think I'm more advanced than I was at 6...maybe.

It's funny though, some of the "scenes" that I could never get out of my head, weren't in the movie. I guess it was just my wee mind imagining them and then processing them as memories. Odd. This is why hypnotism as therapy scares me.

I loved the way some of the people pronounced it, "Peer-ahn-nyah". To which we kept mimicking a stereotypical Italian chef saying things like, "Ah! The Peerahnyah is MAGNIFICO this evening! *mwah*" And the SOUNDS the Peerahnyah made were GREAT! Like underwater doves on speed....that's right.....UNDERWATER DOVES ON SPEED! FEEEEAR THHHHHEM!

*coo coo*

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IT WAS NOT BEEDLE-DEE!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

They went, "coo coo" with a weird trill, just like rabid doves!

Sheeit, at least E.T. was cute and he didn't bite. You can dress a piranha up in a puppy outfit an put bows on it and that bitch still ain't gonna be cute. Shooo.

I had a rubber E.T. doll once. I got it for Christmas and my Dad bent it's arms so that it looked like it was holding it's crotch because it had to pee. When you're 6, that's really funny.

ET HAD EYELIDS!

[haddob.livejournal.com]

EYELIDS!

Plus, young Drew Barrymore was in it.

She's one freaky-ass ho, knowutimsayin?

I poo-poo on you!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Awww, I like Drew. :(

Poo-poo THIS

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I know when you use a phrase like that, you're supposed to have something major and biting to follow it up with, but I don't.

I like Drew too dammit, but young Drew...she was spooky. Did you see Firestarter?

OH! I SAW Firestarter!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Boy did I SEE Firestarter! Man, don't even ASK me if I saw Firestarter! Cause I saw that movie all OVER the place.


I got nothin'.

You wantsta go?

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I'll drop you like a sacka taters, grrrrrrl.

*triple snaps*

Shiiiiit, bitch...

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

You frontin', yo. You cayn't do nuthin'.


P.S. Should I have Thai BBQ for lunch?

Wuzzuh?

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I ain't playing witchoo hunny, you don't want nunna dis. I'll bust you in yo jawpiece.

PS: I'm guessing it's too late, but yes. That's sounds good. I haven't had anything to eat today :(

You took all the good lines.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, Ima gonna kick yo ay-azz, ya dirty ho. Shooo, you be hoe-in alls around town wit dat nasty ass weave n' shit. You straight from da ghetto, ya ho.

p.s. Yes, I went to Trader Joes and got a salad instead. I didn't have your guidance, so that's all I could come up with. At least I now have Pirate's Booty and Plum Green Iced Tea. Awww ye-ah.

There are <i>good</i> lines?

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Why you always hatin? I would beat you down an sheeit, but what choo need is some bootay like it ain't no thang, girl. You feel me?

...

Let's have SEX!

ps: i like trader joe's, it has such a happy atmosphere. I think everyone in there smiles because they're thinking "i'm eating healthy food!" mmm plum green iced tea.

I do though.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

HA! My co-worker says "I feel you" all the time. NO, NOT THAT CO-WORKER. ;)

ps. Man, I want to come to YOUR Trader Joe's. The people in the SoCal Trader Joe's are all snobby because they're "eating healthy". But then again, that's how most people act here.

pps. boum chicka waoum waoum.

ppps. I saw the coolest house on the way to Trader Joe's today. It was all witchy and woodsy with a wood-tiled roof and had a cool, hidden cottage amongst the trees kinda feel. And it had neat-o ponds in front of it with feesh. I'm going to go take a picture one of these days.