fortune cookie say...

[blustocking]

"He who loves you will follow you."

Heh.

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

That could be read several ways, not all of them good.

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

Jesus loves you.

[neversremedy.livejournal.com]

Can we say stalker? He loves you, he really does, he'd love to have locks of your hair . . . as filling for his pillows. ::shudders::

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

That was one of the not good ways, all right.

Re: wow

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Whoa there fluffy.
I'm sorry, I was wrong...you're not disturbed, just delusional.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

The fuck?

A buddy system here is just fucked up.

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

And I love Jesus, on wheat with some mayo. Mmmm, Savior.

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yessss, this must be referring to Drunk Mexican Guy from last night. O_O

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I'm so confused.

Jesusburger.

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

I hear that they are coming out with Savior in plastic no-mess squeeze bottles soon.

What's next? Crazy colors?

Yeh right!

[(Anonymous)]

Fortune cookies lie like oriental rugs.

I was actually insulted by a fortune cookie once. It was the only one I'd ever gotten that didn't lie.

I've missed you guys....now that I have real actual Internet at home instead of AOL I want to try and keep up with everyone's stuff this time.

--rueyeet the better late than never

[spasmolytic.livejournal.com]

[ insert obligatory person shouting "IN BED" here ]

Re: self-defense with fruit

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA! I completely forgot about that!

"He who loves you will follow you with a banana."

HEEEEEEE.

"Now, come at me with the ba-nah-na."

Re: yer mom

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I'm staring at one that seems kind of insulting, "A liar is not believed even if he tells the truth." When I opened it, I yelled back at it..."ARE YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR?!" Then I realized it was a little slip of paper. Then I realized it did, in fact, call me a liar, so I stabbed it*.

*not really.

Re: my mom indeed!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm downstairs, so I went to the fridge and picked off the one I was thinking of:

"You make people realize that there exists other beauties in the world."

OTHER beauties? what, am I ugly or something? (hush you.) I mean, sheesh, what a thing for your fortune to say.

Which is, of course, why I keep it on my fridge.

Re: my mom indeed!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm downstairs, so I went to the fridge and picked off the one I was thinking of:

"You make people realize that there exists other beauties in the world."

OTHER beauties? what, am I ugly or something? (hush you.) I mean, sheesh, what a thing for your fortune to say.

Which is, of course, why I keep it on my fridge.

--rueyeet the possible double-poster