I'm staring at one that seems kind of insulting, "A liar is not believed even if he tells the truth." When I opened it, I yelled back at it..."ARE YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR?!" Then I realized it was a little slip of paper. Then I realized it did, in fact, call me a liar, so I stabbed it*.
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Date: 2002-10-21 03:22 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2002-10-21 03:21 pm (UTC)Jesusburger.
Date: 2002-10-21 03:47 pm (UTC)What's next? Crazy colors?
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Date: 2002-10-21 02:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Re: wow
Date: 2002-10-21 03:15 pm (UTC)I'm sorry, I was wrong...you're not disturbed, just delusional.
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A buddy system here is just fucked up.
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Date: 2002-10-21 03:26 pm (UTC)Yeh right!
Date: 2002-10-21 07:40 pm (UTC)I was actually insulted by a fortune cookie once. It was the only one I'd ever gotten that didn't lie.
I've missed you guys....now that I have real actual Internet at home instead of AOL I want to try and keep up with everyone's stuff this time.
--rueyeet the better late than never
Re: yer mom
Date: 2002-10-24 12:56 pm (UTC)*not really.
Re: my mom indeed!
Date: 2002-10-28 06:26 pm (UTC)"You make people realize that there exists other beauties in the world."
OTHER beauties? what, am I ugly or something? (hush you.) I mean, sheesh, what a thing for your fortune to say.
Which is, of course, why I keep it on my fridge.
Re: my mom indeed!
Date: 2002-10-28 06:26 pm (UTC)"You make people realize that there exists other beauties in the world."
OTHER beauties? what, am I ugly or something? (hush you.) I mean, sheesh, what a thing for your fortune to say.
Which is, of course, why I keep it on my fridge.
--rueyeet the possible double-poster
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Re: self-defense with fruit
Date: 2002-10-22 01:31 pm (UTC)"He who loves you will follow you with a banana."
HEEEEEEE.
"Now, come at me with the ba-nah-na."