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blustocking ([personal profile] blustocking) wrote2002-10-21 01:54 pm
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fortune cookie say...

"He who loves you will follow you."

Heh.
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[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-10-21 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That could be read several ways, not all of them good.

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[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-10-21 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yessss, this must be referring to Drunk Mexican Guy from last night. O_O

[identity profile] aubreycolors.livejournal.com 2002-10-21 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus loves you.

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[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-10-21 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
And I love Jesus, on wheat with some mayo. Mmmm, Savior.

Jesusburger.

[identity profile] aubreycolors.livejournal.com 2002-10-21 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I hear that they are coming out with Savior in plastic no-mess squeeze bottles soon.

What's next? Crazy colors?

[identity profile] neversremedy.livejournal.com 2002-10-21 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Can we say stalker? He loves you, he really does, he'd love to have locks of your hair . . . as filling for his pillows. ::shudders::

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2002-10-21 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That was one of the not good ways, all right.

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[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-10-21 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa there fluffy.
I'm sorry, I was wrong...you're not disturbed, just delusional.

[identity profile] masquerader.livejournal.com 2002-10-21 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
The fuck?

A buddy system here is just fucked up.

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[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-10-21 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so confused.

Yeh right!

(Anonymous) 2002-10-21 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Fortune cookies lie like oriental rugs.

I was actually insulted by a fortune cookie once. It was the only one I'd ever gotten that didn't lie.

I've missed you guys....now that I have real actual Internet at home instead of AOL I want to try and keep up with everyone's stuff this time.

--rueyeet the better late than never

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[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-10-24 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm staring at one that seems kind of insulting, "A liar is not believed even if he tells the truth." When I opened it, I yelled back at it..."ARE YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR?!" Then I realized it was a little slip of paper. Then I realized it did, in fact, call me a liar, so I stabbed it*.

*not really.

Re: my mom indeed!

(Anonymous) 2002-10-28 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm downstairs, so I went to the fridge and picked off the one I was thinking of:

"You make people realize that there exists other beauties in the world."

OTHER beauties? what, am I ugly or something? (hush you.) I mean, sheesh, what a thing for your fortune to say.

Which is, of course, why I keep it on my fridge.

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(Anonymous) 2002-10-28 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm downstairs, so I went to the fridge and picked off the one I was thinking of:

"You make people realize that there exists other beauties in the world."

OTHER beauties? what, am I ugly or something? (hush you.) I mean, sheesh, what a thing for your fortune to say.

Which is, of course, why I keep it on my fridge.

--rueyeet the possible double-poster

[identity profile] spasmolytic.livejournal.com 2002-10-22 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ insert obligatory person shouting "IN BED" here ]

Re: self-defense with fruit

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2002-10-22 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHA! I completely forgot about that!

"He who loves you will follow you with a banana."

HEEEEEEE.

"Now, come at me with the ba-nah-na."
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