But Jill, how do you really feel?

[blustocking]

Glancing over my friend's list and the private entry I just made....

Is it just me, or is today one giant ball of hairy, dong-licking suckage?
Hey today, screw you, your Mother, and the donkey she fucked to make your putrid carcass.

A-men.

My brain hates me.
I will now consume much caffeine and force it to work twice as fast. PUNISHMENT IS IN ORDER. If only I could take it out and spank it, flog it's little grey bits. It would need vocal chords though, cause it would be no fun unless it can make noise. Oo, and little arms and hands so that it may be strung up and chained. "OH, you think you're so smart, eh?!"

O_o

What the bitch is wrong with me?
Did I ever mention that Ryan thought I had a chemical imbalance? Yeah, I think he just didn't want to deal with my genius...OR the fact that he was, inherently, an asshole. It's true and you know it. Don't make me flog you too.

I wish this nailpolish didn't chip so much.

Comments

Beat me well.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Please, flog ME! Maybe you could knock loose some of this monstrous phlegm that is holding my nose captive and making me choke to death. I betcha that little virus has several arms and legs you could break.

Damn, I'm doing a fine job studying for my finals doped up on Nyquil and playing on LJ. I'm getting tired of drinking orange juice too. Wanna kick my ass for me? I feel like butt today.

Re: Beat me well.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Well, when you make it sound THAT sexy. ;p

Re: Beat me well.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I just KNEW you lubbed me.