Huzzah! You're a dumbass.

[blustocking]

Listen here, motherfuckers.
Everything was going fine until recently this *points to empty e-mail box* happened.
I don't want to go through my old email. I want NEW and FRESH and SHINY!

So comment, bitches.
Enterain me.

Oh, and I was reading an old CMJ on my lunch break and they did a local profile of the town I'm moving to, Lawrence, Kansas. Saw this, which was pretty swell. Especially since I've been having massive second thoughts. WEEEEEEEEE.

I am preparing a rant. BE PATIENT.
And get me some ice cream.

Comments

[spacegirllost.livejournal.com]

oh sure ... it works for YOU.
pbbbbbbthththththt!!

^_~

say it, don't spray it, bee hatch!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

S'RIGHT!

I give you some Virtual Pumpkin Bread for all the times I didn't comment in your journal and should have.

*bows all geisha-like*

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Ooooooo, a special HOliday rant from Ranty Mcfoogle, I can't wait. Oh, and by the way bish, gimme some damn eggnog while I wait!

FUCK YOU!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

*wearing a little apron and holding two pitchers of teh nog*

Do you like your nog pure, or tainted?

Tonights rant was brought to you by the letters: FU

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, *two snaps in White Zombie formation* and you kiss your mother with that mouth?! ;)

Hee. *throws X-mas pentagram shaped sugar cookie at head*

please, please make the phone stop ringing

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAA! SUGARY THROWING STAR DEATH!

>_O

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

I listened to NPR for the very.first.time. last night, I will have you know. All cuzza you! They were discussing the history of the Clash and Joe Strummer's passing. Very fooking cool.

:)

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

superfantastic nice-o-rama!