my shoes are tiny and squeaky

[blustocking]

Like I'm stepping on shiny, black mice. They're not hurt. They like it. The Masochistic Leather-Mouse of South America...it's rare.

Danielle and I took a long walk for lunch. We went to the post office, to the coffee shop, and then to the bank, making a short stop to meander through the stalls at the small farmer's market that's nearby on Tuesdays. They had blood oranges for $1.50 a lb.

It's over 80 degrees today.
I cannot express, with words, how wrong this is.
Instead, I will perform an interpretive dance...

...

Wow, you're missing out on something very special.

p.s. If you don't like this entry or the fact that I've updated way too much today, you can promptly go straight to hell. They need a heaven/hell, highly sacrilegious version of Monopoly. Maybe I'll make my own. "DOOD, you landed on Messiah Way. HAHAHA, I have 3 churches there...you are so screwed."

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Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Go straight to hell! Do not pass go, do not collect $200. O_o

Blood oranges don't taste as good (or evil, really) as the name would imply. I like them, anyway.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I have Purgatory: The Home Game of Suffering. It takes over a hundred and fifty rolls of the dice to get your soul out of jail.

Come over. Bring your squeaky shoes. We'll have a pajama jam party and roast smores over buscemi burning body.

Wah.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I knew you didn't really like me. *pouts*

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Noooo, he might make the s'mores taste funny.

interpretive dance

[dead-kitty.livejournal.com]

Hee. You make me laugh so much I wet myself again. Hee. Hasochistic mice. Hee.

[mspunkrockstar.livejournal.com]

so how excited r u about didneyland??? :)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

DIDNEEEEEEEEYLAAAAAAAAN'!

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[mspunkrockstar.livejournal.com]

hoooooooorayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!