ATTENTION!

[blustocking]

I crave pickles.

That is all.

p.s. Buy me some pickles. I am too poor at the moment.

Comments

[filleinvisible.livejournal.com]

Would you like to come over for some? I happen to have some right here in my fridge.

DAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOU!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Are they Kosher? Dill?
I hate sweet pickles. Unless it's the Sweet Pickles Bus.

Re: DAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOU!

[filleinvisible.livejournal.com]

They are Kosher dills - Ba-Tampte. Have you ever had that brand? Yuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm.

They aren't sweet - just the most perfect mix of sour and zest.

Must be an East Coast thang.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I have not had that brand.

I should make it my mission to try EVERY brand of pickle.
Yesssss....

Jill Dill Pickle!

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I looooves the pickles.

I think we have 3 different jars of them right now. You can't have any. :p

Bu...but....

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

*weeps the weeping of a pickleless girl*

That's the first thing I'm buying when we get a fridge, a big honkin' jar of kosher dill spears, and maybe a jar of kosher dill minis.
That, and I needs me some comics and a couple CDs...oh, and that pesky car payment. I am SO responsible.
Heheh.

Re: Bu...but....

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I always seem to buy a new jar when there is that jar way in the back of the fridge with the one pickle floating in the bottom. Then when that new jar only has one left, I buy another new jar.

Quick turn that into a metaphore for your life!

PS: You've got something on the bottom of your shoe.

Shows what you know!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I'm not wearing shoes!

Yes, I could go for the obvious, "I never seem to finish anything before I start another project", but I think I'll go with, "If I leave one pickle in the jar, I'll never be out of pickles, and this will comfort me." Pickle metaphors are fun.

p.s. You have something in your underwear.

Shows what YOU know!

[haddob.livejournal.com]

...

oh my god, what the hell is that?!

Or, if you're feeling stupid:

omg, wtf?!!111

Nice touch.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

With the "111". You have such a gift for retarded short-hand. I envy you boddah. I do.
That sounded REALLY sarcastic and bitchy, but it wasn't.

I almost bought you something tonight when I was in the Discovery Channel Store. But I have no money at the moment. Maybe after pay day.

Oddity...

[ex-titania711.livejournal.com]

Usually when I am on my period I get mass pickle cravings.

... except for right now.

>.< Damn you. Pickle cravings are like yawns.
Everyone gets it if its mentioned.