8, 8, I forget what 8 is for...

[blustocking]

Oooooooooo....fuck my piss-poor attempts at going to sleep with a sense of accomplishment. Jilly McGee is one cranky broad. I needs mo' sleep, yo'.

And I know all you fucking dickwads out on the freeways need one hand to hold your 1/2 non-fat, 1/2 soy, no whip, double espresso fucking lattes and the other to hold your oh-so-tiny-to-match-your-oh-so-tiny-brain-and/or-dick cell phone, but how fucking hard is it to flip that little turn signal on. IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE. Or did the latest Lexus SUV (just WRONG, the fucker has a spoiler!) not come with a turn signal. Why bother, you're not using it.

I saw two dipshits in front of me, BOTH driving brownish-colored SUVs, weave in and out of lanes without signaling. Then, one of them actually DOES signal, to get in front of the other one, and CUTS HIM OFF nearly causing an accident. What is happening to us? Can't even drive a goddamn car.
Fucking de-evolution.

My voice is somewhat hoarse. It's kinda sexy.
Too bad I'm one surly bee hatch. Like it would matter anyway.

p.s. painting with Wite-Out is fun

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Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Last night it was wall-to-wall idiots. This one genius got tired of sitting in traffic, so he/she pulls into the oncoming lane and just stays there! After 15-20 seconds, the traffic moved, and this genius decideds to go back, cutting off several cars in the process. Much honking ensued.

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

It just makes you wonder what that thought process was like. Probably something like, "uh duhhhhhhhh......bleep.......*drool*"

[zorak-.livejournal.com]

Down with spoilers! I want a bike with a spoiler. People can look at me and go "muh?"

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

YES! If you can't beat them (literally), then make them look stupid! And confused!

I want a wheelchair with a spoiler.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm surly too and it's because I'm randy as all hell. I have been nothing but a total crab ass these past seven days. If I don't get dicked soon, I'm gonna go SUV shooting, I can assure you of that!

muthatruckinGROWL!

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

DO NOT BRING UP TEH SEX.

>:(

Dooood!

[emu72.livejournal.com]

If I don't get dicked soon

Dood!
I'm sooooo stealing that and using!
:)

Great line!

You want one liners? I gots one liners!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Emu, since I always see you around Blu's corner and I have a really great time bouncing comments back and forth to you, would you mind if I added you to my friends list? I think you'll enjoy reading my last "friends only" post. :))

Re: You want one liners? I gots one liners!

[emu72.livejournal.com]

Ooh ooh!

Add!

Me add too!

:)

Joo has been added.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Now add me back woman! :D

Yes, yes, it will be MAGICAL!

[(Anonymous)]

And I know all you fucking dickwads out on the freeways need one hand to hold your 1/2 non-fat, 1/2 soy, no whip, double espresso fucking lattes and the other to hold your oh-so-tiny-to-match-your-oh-so-tiny-brain-and/or-dick cell phone,

Oh shit.

Did this ever make me shrink back in my seat... but I'll have you know it's a nonfat triple espresso vanilla latte, and I ALWAYS use my indicator! (I do have the tiny phone, though, dammit, and I'm ALWAYS on it in the mornings. Damn IT.)

[Of course, I never call it an 'indicator'. I call it a 'signal'. But I'm trying to eradicate my reputation as a tiny-dicked, tiny-brained dickwad. *sob*]

(-SIA!)

Re: Yes, yes, it will be MAGICAL!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

As long as you always use your signal, it's alllllll good. :D