nothing to see here, move along

[blustocking]

FUCK YOU! AND YOUR MOTHER!
Cum-drunk gutter sluts! Saber-toothed crotch crickets!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

My Dad is home now, I can't yell outloud. Typing will have to do.

CHICKENFUCKERS!

Jesus, "my Dad is home now". How old am I again?

I miss the good ol' days of verbal troll-slapping on Spookyland and other boards. One of you pick a fight with me. Please? Unless, you know, you're too much of a lazy cocksucker. Maybe I'll go start a fight on my own board. My car is ready to be picked up, so tomorrow I'll be mobile. Wee, and right on V-D day too. Wee hoo. Awww, I was just handed a letter from Danielle back in L.A....HAHAHA! It's a Simpson's Valentine's card. *snicker* It's Mr. Burns saying, "Will you be my valentine...or shall I release the hounds?" NICE! On the back of the envelope she wrote, "Come back!!". Aww. :}

*sigh*

Comments

[zorak-.livejournal.com]

Fuck you! Eddie Izzard is STUPID!

YOU LYING HILLBILLY!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

OMG! i t0tally h8 u!!!!!1111

[haddob.livejournal.com]

I DISAGREE WITH ALL OF YOUR OPINIONS! I DO NOT LIKE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC!

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Ooooo, Gollum.

Poopyhead!

[locopuff.livejournal.com]

Doode, you should come back!

Sounds like Con is going to be one big ball of...lots of folks O_o You best be there so I don't have to injure you later.

How much did it cost you to get your car's transmission rebuilt?

Hey, doode! We're going to Vegas on Sunday night-Tues. You should come, if you can find a cheap flight or can drive that far (shyeah, right!).

I misses you :( You are welcome to come out any time and crash at my pad, yo. Once I get one, anyhow...

Re: Poopyhead!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

NO WAY MAN! Youse all gonna get bomb-ed. YOU SHOULD COME HERE! NOOOOOW. Right now. Dammit.

I'm so going to Con. No MATTER FUCKING WHAT. Though, the injuring sounds nifty....hmmm.

I canna afford to go to Vegass right now. :( Ye olde car cost almost a grand and I really have to pay my parents back. It's bad enough that I'm up this late and not working on my stupid fucking cover letter.

I misses you too man. I was telling Dana about you tonight too. I was talkin' 'bout ma Cali frizzends, yo'. (ow.)
And you are welcome to crash at my pad anytime too...once I get one as well. ;)

[sugar-kat.livejournal.com]

Blu, um, you suck!

I bet your mother was single and on welfare, huh?! That's why you're so, like, lame!


....I've lost my touch.
Doodiehead.

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

We need to find some trolls and go a-huntin'. Shooooooooweee.

[rapier.livejournal.com]

I mock you and your beliefs! You appear foolish in the eyes of others! Your mother is a cock-crazy cumdumpster!

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I laugh in your general direction! You are the product of your father's drunken night with a wildebeast! Everyone laughs at you behind your back and you smell of cat piss!

[rapier.livejournal.com]

Your hair smells of rancid lunchmeat! Everyone knows your secret penchant for practicing fellatio on lightbulbs! And no, that top is not cute on you!

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

You wear slices of pimento loaf in your underpants in the hopes of attracting all the cute neighborhood dogs. And no, that poodle down the street doesn't like you like that.

Dood, that top is SO cute on me! Your dad said so.

[rapier.livejournal.com]

Your breath so stank you need to superglue a Tic Tac to your mouth! What did I tell you about eating poo, and then pooing the poo that's made out of poo, and then eating that poo? That's right! I told you to not do it! And my dad only said that top was cute because he's nice to the short bus kids.

BITCH!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Dood, that's just gross.

And congrats on winning the bronze at the Special Olympics, by the way.

[zooooop.livejournal.com]

You fucktarded bastard!
... I love your hair! How did you do it? >:)

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Drool....lots of drool. A-DURRRRR!

"I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!"