blustocking: (resdogs)
blustocking ([personal profile] blustocking) wrote2003-03-01 01:27 am

you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around

That is, what it's all about.
I am grinding my teeth like nobody's business. Why? I said it's none o' yer friggin business. I'm so hot. Did you hear that? Did you? That was the sound of a collective orgasm as you all roll off the rocky precipice of pleasure. Ahhhhh, smoke up, smoke up.

I've a penchant for being dramatic when I'VE BEEN CAGED. So I want you all to know that I'm most likely going to DIE ALONE AND TWITCHING WHILE LIVING WITH MY PARENTS.

If I don't go out and do something tomorrow night, I'm going to fucking dye my hair purple...or magenta, or whatever the fuck strikes my mood. I'm tired of looking fairly fucking "normal". Christ, I'm bored. And I cannot write here and I cannot draw, and I cannot whittle. Haha, whittle. Is that even how you spell it? WE SHALL SEE. It wouldn't be so bad. But I don't have a job and the days are blending together. It's sad, sad that I need a break from doing NOTHING. This is the first time I've actually missed Los Angeles. It will get better. Just let me bitch.

I believe [livejournal.com profile] spasmolytic said it best,

"I WANT SOME GRITS, BITCH"

No way!

[identity profile] sugar-kat.livejournal.com 2003-02-28 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
She-yit girl, we're setting off for the seven seas before you die alone with your parents, that would be too much of a waste of FINE PIRATE BOOTY for me to bear.

I said booty!

I said it again!

Well, I wrote it anyhow.


boo. tay.

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2003-02-28 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ye'r a fine lass, ye are! We be settin' course for Australia then. Pick up some fine [livejournal.com profile] vodka booty.

I need a pirate icon. :/

been there, done that...and still doing that.

[identity profile] catnamedcosette.livejournal.com 2003-03-01 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Give me a call this weekend (while we both have free minutes to save our poor asses from the poor house) so we can lament the joys of living with parents. 720-318-4610

Miss you!

Re: been there, done that...and still doing that.

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2003-03-02 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Crapstick.

I will try and call you sometime this week, doooooood. :)

crap on a stick?

[identity profile] catnamedcosette.livejournal.com 2003-03-03 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
cool. talk to you when you get the chance...

Re: I AM FAMOUS!

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2003-03-02 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE VERY, VERY FAY-MOOSE!
Can I have your autograph?!

Re:

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2003-03-02 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH?! Well, you're just a FLASH IN THE PAN, buddy! FLASH, IN THE PAN!

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[identity profile] spasmolytic.livejournal.com 2003-03-03 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
Ah hahahhahahahalet's go steady.

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[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2003-03-05 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's go bowling instead. :D

[identity profile] jnglboogi.livejournal.com 2003-03-02 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
chitlins, man...it's all about tha chitlins! .finger-lickin' good.


:P

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[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2003-03-05 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I've ever even HAD a chitlin.
O_O