blustocking: (louiseglare)
blustocking ([personal profile] blustocking) wrote2003-03-31 03:22 am

Attention HOMOsapians

This is intensely special.
I have to be up in nearly 2 hours to start le job and I cannot sleep.

As [livejournal.com profile] haddob would say, EAT A BOWL OF DICKS.

I slept for a few hours and had action-movie type dreams, the kind where you wake up still fearing for your life. This one involved a large sum of money. When night fell, I and my companion, had succeeded in getting this money...but then the fear sank in. The "bad guys" would want it, the ones we either killed or maimed to get it back in the first place. Nothing will create paranoia like sleeping with large bags of money under your bed. Not that I would know, really.

Two nights ago, I had another bang-bang-shoot-'em-up dream. That one was bloody and I was clearly insane, or getting there. HAHA, wait...THAT'S NO DREAM.

Fuck you.
No, not you. You.

me?

[identity profile] haddob.livejournal.com 2003-03-31 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
I never said that. You're THE QUEEN OF LIES!

I had a dream where a plane landed in the middle of the street, and then I was at this music store and a lady stabbed herself in the stomach with a letter opener.

Re: me?

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2003-03-31 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no, no...Queen of PIES, boddah. PIES.
Which is strange, because I'm not all that fond of teh pie.

That was me, with the letter opener. They're my self-mutilating weapon of choice.

DISEMBOWEL!

Re: me?

[identity profile] haddob.livejournal.com 2003-03-31 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You really don't like pie? Wow! Hmm...I was going to make fun of you and stuff, but then I realized that I don't really like pie either...

I like apple pie though, and coconut cream. But that's ALL! I DRAW THE LINE!

Re:

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2003-05-07 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Shama-lama-ding-dong yer mom.