pardon, but I think I need to go "swab the deck"

[blustocking]

"Swabbing the deck" be an excellent euphemism for takin' a pee.
And I think you all know what NUMERO DOS would be.

If not, ye be a landlubbin' fool, not fit fer me piratin' ways.

I need a b/w pirate icon.

p.s. Covered in beeeeeeeeeees!

Comments

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[catwoman980.livejournal.com]

Your fairy is totally gay.

Yeah, well YOUR fairy is...totally NONEXISTENT! OMG

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

PIXIE! Pixie, damn you!

And yes, she's a lipstick lesbian.

Re: Yeah, well YOUR fairy is...totally NONEXISTENT! OMG

[catwoman980.livejournal.com]

HEY!! Are you single or are you still dating that irish (or fake irish, or whatever) dude?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

He's not fake.
Why?

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[catwoman980.livejournal.com]

Oh, I thought it was a roleplaying journal. I have no idea, I never read it. It wasn't an insult or anything, I promise!

Because I haven't seen you mention him in a while. I just wondered what was goin' on in your love life, cause I'm nooooooosey.

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

S'okay. I didn't mean to sound pissy. :}
No, I'm not "available".

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[catwoman980.livejournal.com]

How very cryptic O_o

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

YARRR! :)

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[catwoman980.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you're super spies or something.

"No, I can't have tea with you this afternoon, ducky. The irish gentlemen and I are off to save the world again."

*cue cheesey 60s british spy theme*

BUM BUM BUM daaaanaanananananana doo doo dooooooo BUM lalala OOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOooooo BUM BUM!

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

That, was too funny. ;D