honey roasted cat shoes

[blustocking]

I used to draw dirty pictures on my schoolwork. My earliest memory of this is 2nd grade. Little pornographic cave paintings, stick figures with no real sexual organs to speak of. To make them "do it", I'd connect parts to other parts by drawing a line. It ended up looking like stick figures fucking in a tornado. So I wouldn't get in trouble, I'd scribble it out so it was almost a solid color when I was done. There's more...oh, there's more. YOU NEED NOT KNOW.

I like soap.
My Dad bought a bunch of soap(among other things) at the grocery store because they were having this odd 50% sale. It's decent soap though, Dove, Oil of Olay, Dial, Irish Spring. I took 3 different bars. I don't really need it...but combined with the 6 or 7 other bars(all different) I have packed away, I'll won't need to buy soap for a looooong time. I'm a smell-whore.

Comments

[wonkyear.livejournal.com]

Irish Spring! Clean as a whistle. I've got a couple o' bars of the Spring stashed at any given time. The color is the draw as much as the scent.

[jnglboogi.livejournal.com]

I used to draw dirty pictures on my schoolwork ...heh...me too...

and i used to play sexual harassment barbie, hoe'd-out my little ponies, etc, etc...yes, little sarah never played like the rest of the children..there was always some kind of dirty twist!

...ah, the sweet memories of childhood...

[livingimpaired.livejournal.com]

you dirty little monkey you!