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[blustocking]

I used to draw dirty pictures on my schoolwork. My earliest memory of this is 2nd grade. Little pornographic cave paintings, stick figures with no real sexual organs to speak of. To make them "do it", I'd connect parts to other parts by drawing a line. It ended up looking like stick figures fucking in a tornado. So I wouldn't get in trouble, I'd scribble it out so it was almost a solid color when I was done. There's more...oh, there's more. YOU NEED NOT KNOW.

I like soap.
My Dad bought a bunch of soap(among other things) at the grocery store because they were having this odd 50% sale. It's decent soap though, Dove, Oil of Olay, Dial, Irish Spring. I took 3 different bars. I don't really need it...but combined with the 6 or 7 other bars(all different) I have packed away, I'll won't need to buy soap for a looooong time. I'm a smell-whore.

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[wonkyear.livejournal.com]

Irish Spring! Clean as a whistle. I've got a couple o' bars of the Spring stashed at any given time. The color is the draw as much as the scent.

like a squirrel...a really clean squirrel

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Is potent too. It's in the drawer beneath my computer and I can smell it RATHER well.