your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding

[blustocking]

I am comforted by the fact that I have yet to see myself at the top of anyone else's "compatible" list. This doth please me, YES IT DO.

And bless this person for letting me gank the entire Baxter album from them, while on dial-up.

I do enjoy the Captain, but truly, I am vodka’s bitch.

Comments

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Bish, we're 81% compatible, so that leaves 19% left of mystery to our relationship.

I'm guessing you like your eggs scrambled, you listen to the Vinnie Vincent Invasion religiously on Sunday and wear boooooo-beeeee tassels when cleaning out the garage.

Hell, if that's our differences, I say, bring it on. You're my kind of skirt.

I gotcher mystery, BISH!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

O_O

I...had scrambled eggs today.
GYPSY!

Re: I gotcher mystery, BISH!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

*cues spooky music*

Scrambled. Damn, I'm good.

[secondderogate.livejournal.com]

my deepest apologies...

you ended up at the top of my compatibility list.

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Well dammit all to hell.
I have to kill you now. It's not personal really. You understand.

[secondderogate.livejournal.com]

come get some.

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

....pie?

[secondderogate.livejournal.com]

PUNCH and pie.

Re:

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

pssh, you hit like a girl.