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Damn IT. Now I am in a foul mood.
Fuck it. I'm going to bed.

Oh, and about the blunt force to the crotch...I fell off my bike yesterday. It was bound to happen sooner or later. I went to make a turn in the street and didn't turn sharp enough. The brakes on that bike suck, so I slammed into the ditch, flew off the seat and landed clean on the bar, then fell to the ground. After the initial daze and silent "Owwww, fuck.", then the quick look to make sure no one saw, I got back on and rode home. No bruises though. My lower back and thighs hurt, but eh. Ye olde vadge is fine. YEE HAW.

But, oddly enough...that's when I spotted this in the road.
I think someone was trying to tell me something.

There was a "companion piece" of "DICK" about 2 feet away, complete with a sad little attempt at illustration (it looks like an 8 with some squiggly lines for a cock, poor fellow) I thought about taking some red spray paint, correcting it, then giving them an F+. However, I've not been drunk enough to make that effort.

Date: 2003-06-09 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zorak-.livejournal.com
"I went to make a turn in the street and didn't turn sharp enough. The brakes on that bike suck, so I slammed into the ditch, flew off the seat and landed clean on the bar, then fell to the ground"

:( That sucks.

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Date: 2003-06-09 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
Yeah, but if anyone saw, I'd expect them to laugh. I'm sure it looked pretty funny. :D

I do have a small, dark bruise on the small of my back today. It was a late bloomer.

Buckle up.

Date: 2003-06-09 09:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com
Doode, your pussy needs a helmet the next time you go for a bike ride.

Concise.

Date: 2003-06-09 11:50 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
What a thing to spraypaint in the middle of a road.

The background is very lush and green and countryside-looking despite the obvious habitation. Damn. If I ever had to live in the actual countryside I think I'd take a red blankie out to the fields and play bullfighter, with the predictable self-destructive results.

I promised me I wouldn't post to/read LiveJournals at work....I lied to me again.

--rueyeet

rue of the yeet!

Date: 2003-06-09 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
It's good to see yoooooou. :)

It's VERY green here. I forgot how lush it is in the Spring and Summer. :D
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Date: 2003-06-09 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
HA! I should go draw a cat under "Pussy". :D

And I do all my own stunts, BAYBEE. ;)

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