if you read one entry this year....

[blustocking]

Read the previous, you ingrates.
If I put forth at least a little effort, I EXPECT you to gobble it up.
Yesssss, just like that, you dirty sluts.
LVOE!

And Happy Birthday to deadlesa.
MWAAAAAAhhhh!

Comments

[catwoman980.livejournal.com]

HA! I was like "I put forth effort."

Then I realized I'd done nothing but quote other stuff.

Really, it's just a statement about an aspect of LJ you missed. Mmmhmmm.

[normaniscody.livejournal.com]

It started out good, had a nice hook, but then you used a smiley.

Whether ironic, sarcastic, ect, the smiley automatically and without prejudice shoves the whole post into the Inane Internet Babble Zone, wherein nothing comes out and the screams of "LOL" and "WTF?" are TWENTY FOUR-GODDAMN-SEVEN. (I'M ALL JOKES)

As to the content, who cares about the dumbs? Sure they may be getting louder, but we'll just have to get meaner, smarter, and above all, more arrogant. Arrogance is what seperates us from the animals. Except the peacock. Haughty bastard.

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

Aww! Thank you loverpants!

[nic.livejournal.com]

Fuck you! I will not be guilted into posting comments in peoples journals!

...

Shit!

OHOHOHO

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU JUST DID!

It was...all part of my plan.
Yep.

mmMMMBWAHAHAHA!

...wait...ew

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

No problem, smooshydrawers! :D

fuck you in your peehole

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

You loved every minute. You masturbated to that goddamned emoticon. Like this....

:| :} :) :) :D XD!!!!!

And then you felt bad.

:/

your effort was tasty

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Sort of a...lemon meringue. Mmmm.

I hope I spelled that right, 'cause I'm lazy.
Waaaay back in my entries, bedlammessiah and I worked the 10 Commandments For Cam Whores. That's a neat aspect of LJ. I think we're up to 9 and it's my turn....such pressure.

a comment on a post that is a comment on a post.

[defenestr8.livejournal.com]

intriguing.

like your mother

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I have now peed on your comment.

Re: fuck you in your peehole

[normaniscody.livejournal.com]

Dude, my eyes totally become a giant x in the middle of my head when I spurt, how did you know?

duh

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

secret camera.


MALEFACE!

Re: duh

[normaniscody.livejournal.com]

EROTIC.

Much like David Hasselhoff.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

You're a big hit in Germany.

Re: Much like David Hasselhoff.

[normaniscody.livejournal.com]

Don't make me show you my chest hair.

if it doesn't work, it's not my damn fault

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Don't make me show you this</a. (http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300)

Re: if it doesn't work, it's not my damn fault

[normaniscody.livejournal.com]

I SEE NOTHING WOMAN.

Re: if it doesn't work, it's not my damn fault

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE BETTER OFF, HE-SHE.

Wait, I found it...and it's worth it.
here (http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/). At the bottom, "Hooked On A Feeling". It's AMAZING.

you are SUCH a fuckass.

[defenestr8.livejournal.com]

=Þ

Re: if it doesn't work, it's not my damn fault

[normaniscody.livejournal.com]

What the deuce are you talking about?

you're such an invalid

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

At the bottom of that page, the David Hasselhoff video clips. Choose yer damned connection and click on "Hooked On A Feeling".

Don't make me come over there, Grandpa.

you're full of goosechunks

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Your crazy moon talk is not understood here.