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Read the previous, you ingrates.
If I put forth at least a little effort, I EXPECT you to gobble it up.
Yesssss, just like that, you dirty sluts.
LVOE!

And Happy Birthday to [livejournal.com profile] deadlesa.
MWAAAAAAhhhh!

Date: 2003-07-30 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] normaniscody.livejournal.com
It started out good, had a nice hook, but then you used a smiley.

Whether ironic, sarcastic, ect, the smiley automatically and without prejudice shoves the whole post into the Inane Internet Babble Zone, wherein nothing comes out and the screams of "LOL" and "WTF?" are TWENTY FOUR-GODDAMN-SEVEN. (I'M ALL JOKES)

As to the content, who cares about the dumbs? Sure they may be getting louder, but we'll just have to get meaner, smarter, and above all, more arrogant. Arrogance is what seperates us from the animals. Except the peacock. Haughty bastard.

fuck you in your peehole

Date: 2003-07-30 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
You loved every minute. You masturbated to that goddamned emoticon. Like this....

:| :} :) :) :D XD!!!!!

And then you felt bad.

:/

Re: fuck you in your peehole

Date: 2003-07-30 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] normaniscody.livejournal.com
Dude, my eyes totally become a giant x in the middle of my head when I spurt, how did you know?

duh

Date: 2003-07-30 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
secret camera.


MALEFACE!

Re: Much like David Hasselhoff.

Date: 2003-07-30 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] normaniscody.livejournal.com
Don't make me show you my chest hair.

if it doesn't work, it's not my damn fault

Date: 2003-07-30 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
Don't make me show you this</a. (http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300)

Re: if it doesn't work, it's not my damn fault

Date: 2003-07-30 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
YOU'RE BETTER OFF, HE-SHE.

Wait, I found it...and it's worth it.
here (http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/). At the bottom, "Hooked On A Feeling". It's AMAZING.

you're such an invalid

Date: 2003-07-31 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com
At the bottom of that page, the David Hasselhoff video clips. Choose yer damned connection and click on "Hooked On A Feeling".

Don't make me come over there, Grandpa.

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