the few, the proud...

[blustocking]

kitryne: i just learned that at the exact time i was being born, only a couple of miles away, a man was boiled alive in a hot spring.
Me: sweeeeeet
Me: thus setting the tone for your life, yes?
kitryne: yesssss
kitryne: my destiny is set

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kitryne: we're making plans at work for international talk like a pirate day
Me: :D
Me: When is that? Sept?
kitryne: sept 19
Me: Holy Jesusfuck, that would rock so much if I could talk like a pirate all day to immigration people.
kitryne: THEY WOULDN'T LET ME BUY BOOZE CUZ MY SISTER GAVE ME A RIDE!
Me: :O
kitryne: hahahahahahahh!
kitryne: that would be the greatest thing ever
Me: WOULDN'T IT?
kitryne: dood, do i have an accent?
Me: Ye be needin' form I-485, ye scurvy dog.
kitryne: hahahah!
Me: Not that I noticed
kitryne: okay, cuz i just listened to a message i left, and it sounded like i had a weird accent
kitryne: and i was confused
Me: Maybe it was testicular?
Me: ......
kitryne: it very well could be
Me: I...I'm not sure why I said that.
kitryne: i like it anyhoo
Me: GOOD THEN
Me: Let's go bowling.

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Me: well, fishsticks. I should sleep!
kitryne: OKAY TARDOBOT!
Me: *BEEP BLEEP A-DURRRR*

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BONUS: kitryne: i <3 pee