ATTENTION ANTI-BUSH AND KERRY SUPPORTERS!

[blustocking]

DON'T take your bumper stickers off!
An image will accompany this later, but you might want to use these now "useless" items to voice your dissatisfaction. We laid down and took it last election fairly quietly. The nation is divided, and for once...FUCK unity. I am NOT a happy camper (5-page essay to follow)

I changed my Kerry sticker into a memorial. A simple black band across the length will do, use white paint/white-out to write some memorializing words:

"R.I.P. Respectability & Rights"
"In Memoriam..."
"R.I.P. Civil Liberties"

You get the picture.

Comments

[catwoman980.livejournal.com]

What'd really be nice is if they took a long hard look at what's wrong with the party, and why 51% of the nation won't support it, even while not supporting Bush (as most of them didn't).

They already aren't, though. Last time it was nader's fault, and this time it's the gays.

[normaniscody.livejournal.com]

The gays do have a lot to answer for.

Always crowding on stoops, lolling about, distributing gay propoganda, playing kick the can.

You know, all those GAY things they do.

[normaniscody.livejournal.com]

I spelled propaganda wrong. This is clearly a covert internets attack from the wacky gay left.

[catwoman980.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE GAY AGENDA IN ACTION, PEOPLE! RIGHT HERE!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Clearly!
In fact, every time your fingers touch the keyboard, they're sending you brainwaves! Don't you have a sudden craving for bananas and hot dogs?!

[normaniscody.livejournal.com]

Yes, but only because the bananas and hotdog factory next to my house is pulling a double shift.


NOT because I am slowly becoming a gay.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Really? Why are you watching those sweaty, muscular Hot Dog and Banana Factory workers with binoculars?

[normaniscody.livejournal.com]

Research for my upcoming role in the Lifetime series "Gay Pirates on Gay Cabana Boy Island in the Gay Sea."

It's an ironic title of course, the movie itself is about Meredith Baxter Berney's struggle with domestic abuse.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I own the whole catalog of Lifetime movies involving MBB and domestic abuse. I even have the rare director's cut of her film, "Not Without My Unborn Baby, You Horrible Man, You."

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Truly.
And don't forget the "baby killers".