No. No, really.

[blustocking]

Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

WTFOMG!!!111111

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Comments

*wave* Hi.

[guardianmars.livejournal.com]

You're beautiful. ;)
No, really, you slut.

Hey! Helloooooo! :)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

OMG U HOOER!!!1
K THNX!

XD

[guardianmars.livejournal.com]

So, aside from sleeping with other people's boyfriends, how've you been? :p

Re: XD

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I've been good. Busy, so very busy, and lamenting the fact that I'm not busier. How are you, m'dear.

Re: XD

[guardianmars.livejournal.com]

Scattered, as usual. *grins*
I'm glad to hear you're doing well. *hugs*

Re: XD

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh scattered, yes. I know it well.
I hope that your scatteredness is treating you well though. :)

[zooooop.livejournal.com]

omg ur beutiful!!11111

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

OMG THNX!!!11111 I'm t0ta11y blushing, 4 SERIOUS THO! GUess what? UR byooteeful to!

Re: Feeling a tad uninspired

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

WHERE R TEH NAKED FOTOS?!!!!!!!!!111

man

[classypotato.livejournal.com]

i feel like Absolut Shit(R).

in a designer bottle.

i hope whatever galactic force sapped all the joy from my life added it to yours.

my eyes sting from being weepy. and i think that makes me a pussy.

Re: man

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

My first instinct is to somehow make this response funny, but I can't...because I'm too busy wondering if you're okay.

Though the thought of Absolut Shit (it's just a matter of time) is kind of amusing....like Goldschlager (sp?) only with floating corn niblets and peanuts in brownish liquid.

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.
Seriously though, instead of a box of useless goodies, I wish I could send you a box of PURE JOY...or PURE ENERGY, boum boum, chick-chika-chick-ah.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

I'm going to assume that 99% of that was just venting and untrue.

C'os if not....

O_o

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Uh....look at the very bottom.

Phew.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Dinnae see that part the first time.

a reply comment just to say....

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

;)