blustocking | it's the coffee...

that makes me update like mad.
We're now into the "special time". That time during the month when I'm UNBELIEVALBY horny. It's horrible really. I wish I could dole out the intensity over time. I can't even think straight, and when I do think, it's about the S-E-X. Sheesh, is this what it's like to be a dude?

I also discovered I DO have a microphone for my computer. I've been toying with recording myself and frankly, I sound like a twat. I did record myself reading selections from 50 Things You're Not Supposed To Know 2. I read Men Have Clitorises and Fetuses Masterbate. I recorded them for my voice check that's supposed to go with my application to KJHK (college radio station).

I think the people in my life drawing class wonder about me. Last night was our last (real) class and the model was posed like she was dead. There was a plant next to her, so immediately a scenerio entered my head. It looked as if she was involved in some seedy shenanigans and ended up shot. So I added a gunshot wound to the chest, and a gun in her loose hand. I also moved her ring to her ring finger for added emphasis. I was going to put a leash and collar on her, but not only would that have made them wonder more, it would have crowded the composition.

THAT IS ALL.