k thnx

[blustocking]

Note to self: buy me (boobies, not work-safe...depending on where you work).
Cheap, but effective.
Like me.

I joke.

Comments

Re: Look, I'm HELPFUL!

[thevillainkelly.livejournal.com]

Haha, that was definitely going to be my input, too! We joked about those things all year in costume shop. I'm... glad to see we weren't that far off, apparently.

Re: Look, I'm HELPFUL!

[zooooop.livejournal.com]

You crazy kids! *Shakes fist, grumbles*

Re: You are full of the help!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

A trip to Hobby Lobby is in order.

[zooooop.livejournal.com]

Liar! There was only one boobie.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

DAMN! I'm sorry...I have led you down an erroneous path. The boobie tree only bore one fruit and I am shamed. :(

[photicdriver.livejournal.com]

dood, a pinwheel fetish? you sick girl! neurologists use those to test people with MS and stuff.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I know! And they hurt like a bitch on your cooch!

I'm a pre-vert...but a comparatively tame one to be sure.

My stock answer for all buy me sex toy pleas.

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

Only if I get to use it on you.