why the "website" went up yesterday....

[blustocking]

Look, I'm in the paper.
Kat, your backside is in a smallish Kansas town's newspaper. WOO WOO!

I bought 6 copies this morning. I feel special, and not ENTIRELY in the short-bus way.

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Kat's ass is far superior to mine.
We had a duel and it pulled a knife and knew kung fu. Mine only knows how to pull hair and windmill with my arms.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Wait...my arms...or my ASS' ARMS.
Now that's freaky.

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

Besides the kung fu there is this really cool thing it does when I smack it all gently and then..oh YAWH..Then ..I don't remember the rest because I usually end up unconscious...beyond the Kung fu, it knows the Vulcan sleep pinch.