I NEED LIKE A BAJILLION DOLLARS

[blustocking]

Next time I think to take a trip using financial aid money, someone slap me.
YES, you are supposed to know what I'm thinking.

DOODS I"M LIKE TOTALLY WRITING A NOVEL.

Comments

A spanking! A spanking!

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

You're like Enron with your diversion of funds. Call it a "sabbatical" on your aid forms. If they ask any questions, distract them with an American flag and tell them you were recruiting for the football team. Universities like that sort of thing.

[prosodia.livejournal.com]

doood, i'm leik totally writing one too.

Everybody wants to steal my Walgreens pen.

[locopuff.livejournal.com]

I am so goddamned tired. Jesus hates me. HATES MEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
What's this novel 'bout?