I NEED LIKE A BAJILLION DOLLARS

[blustocking]

Next time I think to take a trip using financial aid money, someone slap me.
YES, you are supposed to know what I'm thinking.

DOODS I"M LIKE TOTALLY WRITING A NOVEL.

Comments

A spanking! A spanking!

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

You're like Enron with your diversion of funds. Call it a "sabbatical" on your aid forms. If they ask any questions, distract them with an American flag and tell them you were recruiting for the football team. Universities like that sort of thing.

Re: A spanking! A spanking!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

If I throw in a WOOOOOO! JAYHAWKS! and then puke, they'd surely give me bags of money.