"let's move", a poem

[blustocking]

I'm sick of Kansas. Tired of Kansas weather. Fucking annoyed with goddamned college students and pissed off at everything.
Fuck MySpace. Fuck you and your know-it-all attitude. Fuck your trust fund and fuck your parents for humping.
Fuck Facebook. Fuck pants with words on the ass. Fuck your non-conformist conformity and fuck your sense of entitlement.
Fuck YOU for asking us not to play Radiohead because they're "too mainstream" and fuck all of you for thinking I'm your shitty ipod playlists.
Fuck Muck Fizzou,
fuck knitted beanies with visors,
fuck technology
and fuck shitty retail jobs.

Comments

Oh internet

[defenestrat0r.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that my reaction to this is, "Ooh, Blu's on facebook; I'll friend her"?

Re: Oh internet

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

since I am too lazy for google, vath ze fuck iz facebook?

Re: Oh internet

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

It's like MySpace for fucking college/high school students.

Re: Oh internet

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

I did not know that there was something out there even more revoltingly emo than myspace...

Re: Oh internet

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yes! and No!
look up JillE37@ku.edu

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

There is a whole lot of fucking in this post. I may now need 10 minutes with myself.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

10 minutes? Do ya sweet talk yourself?!
;)

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

uhm.Yeeeas..that's it. I sweet talk myself. In no way does it involve a rubber duckie, a pint of baby oil, oompa loompa porn and the sountrack from Dune. nuh huh.

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

I for one, totally dug the poem. Wild, daddio.
*snap snap snap*

Be sure and email me. I have no issues sending my painting moolah in advance so that it may be used for the trip.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

AAAAA! I haven't been able to get back to you and I apologize. I will do that today.

[jnglboogi.livejournal.com]

oh fuck...this gave me a chuckle

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I aim to fucking please!

so....

[kitryne.livejournal.com]

what you're saying is that you wanna come back to cali and hang out with me, right?

Re: so....

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I weel kidnap you in zee middle of zee night and we weel flee to Pear-ees!

[catnamedcosette.livejournal.com]

If you hate Kansas so much, I think you should move to Denver. :)