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[blustocking]

Screw you Paris!
I am in Basel, Switzerland and it is beeeeyoooouteeeful.

Comments

[kitryne.livejournal.com]

i think paris's feelings are really hurt. somethings, maybe, you should keep on the inside.

like your penis.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I wave my penis in Paris' general direction and invite it to indulge.

[kitryne.livejournal.com]

you'll probably end up with mustard in your peehole, then. i recommend an all cotton tipped swab to contend with that situation.

it's raining like a son of a whore out here in cali.

Spicy Brown

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

my splooge IS mustard, so I am used to it.

I just realized "spicy brown" sounds like a damn fine porn name.

Holy shit-fuck it's good to be home...yet, not. But it is. Really.

Please don't wash away, I would miss you terribly. WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN?!

it's definitely a better porn name than grey poupon. but not as good as champagne stone.

[(Anonymous)]

YOU WILL SEE ME WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP AND DREAM OF MY SOFT CARESSES!!! err...i mean...you comin to san diego this summer? because there's always albie's. we'll always have albie's.

Re: I could really use some Beef Inn....or Beef In, whichever.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Holy crap...when is that thing anyway?
I may be in China.

Yes, China.