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[blustocking]

I am currentl5y on the shittiest computer evar and I'm going to l5eave the mistak4es because I'+m too tired and l5azy to del5ete them.

I'+ve made mysel5f the promise that when I get a new job (damn this cock4suck4ing k4eyboard) I'+m going to get internets at home.

Sadness abounds though, as I discovered my drug of choice has been cut. Dunk4in Donuts is now cl5osed from midnight to 5 am...prime painting hours. You have no idea how horribl5e this news is for me.

I'+ve discovered that I not onl5y l5ove scul5pture, but have mad scul5ptual5 sk4il5l5s. woah sk4il5l5s.
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I'+ve al5so discovered that I'+m (apparentl5y) a senior. Huh.
Neat.

IF YOU L5IK4E HAVING THE PANTS SCARED OFF OF YOU AND NO DUNK4IN DONUTS TO TURN TO.

neat website: http://www.librarything.com

Comments

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Though I didn't know Fr. Canadia spelled it with two g's, I stand by my statement that you are a Commie who needs to learn American.

And yes, we have bagels in Kans-ass. Big 'uns.

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

My bagels are better than your bagels and if you disagree with this assessment I'll trump up terrorist charges, suspend habeas corpus, lock you up, torture you with water boarding, sleep deprivation and cream cheese because you hate America.

Do I at least speak American fucktard yet?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Very good, grasshopper...but the average American doesn't know how to spell habeas corpus, or what it is.


B+

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

aw damn!