Ravi Shankar, you big homo

[blustocking]

This is seriously the best. link. ever.
Courtesy my friend Josh.

Morrissey, questionable? Really?
George Michael (texan)? What? Is being Texan worse than being gay? Isn't George from England?
No mention of Liberace? Huh. That's weird. The kids don't listen to Liberace these days? Elton John though, he's so gay he's on there twice.
Wilson Phillips...CLEARY LESBIANS.

Be sure to check out the "Safe Bands" too. Apparently The Dresden Dolls are okay since, even though he wears makeup, he sticks his weiner in a vagina. That is, after all, what God wants us to do.
I also wonder what the asterisk by Boy George means. Maybe it's not an asterisk but a little anus, code for Uber-Christians meaning Super Gay.

I'm also proud to say that there are at least two local bands. Who said Kansas is full of bigots.

Pure gold.

And if you're a blogger from Lawrence.com reading this. DON'T TOUCH IT. It's mine!

Comments

[defenestrat0r.livejournal.com]

Wow! That is the best link ever! I'm not a lawrence.com blogger, so I'm going to touch it. Touch it so bad.

let's be gay together

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yeeeah Please to be touching it! YES! YES!


That'll be $4.95

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

Apparently Cyndi Lauper is safe too. Has the controversy over She Bop really been forgotten? Apparently 80's onanism has been replaced by 21st century homosexuality. Won't someone think of the [potential] children?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Apparently God's Love is not of the Catholic kind and sperm can be wasted, as long as it's wasted on the proper corresponding equipment. See: Tab A/Slot B.

[kitryne.livejournal.com]

Ted Nugent (loincloth)

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I know! Loincloths are a sure sign of gayness. It was a real problem back in Caveman days. It's a wonder we're all here....but then again, Intelligent Design IS Intelligent.

[(Anonymous)]

A great first draft for the l.com. Thanks for the cred too. I originally found it at americablog.org.

Oh, it's Dante's birthday. Thinking of a Dante tatoo perhaps on the left forearm.

-Josh

really?!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

OH MAN, let me see if I can find something...
Here. (http://ball.tcnj.edu/pol270/dante/_images/levels1.jpg)

I downloaded that image to use for something a long time ago because it reminded me of The Beverly Center (fou-fou shopping center on the edge of Beverly Hills).

Put it right on the small of your back, that way Satan is in your butt.*

*I am not mocking you, even though it may appear as such.

Re: really?!

[kitryne.livejournal.com]

HA! i totally get where you're going with that.

on another note, speaking of wilson phillips, i think it was them that sang that song "i'll never get over yoouuuuu getting overrerrr meeeeee" and i used to think it said "i'll never get over you getting over herpes." now, keep in mind, i was only in fifth grade, but this was the era of having safe-sex awareness shoved down our throats at every opportunity, and i sincerely believed that this was a song about being monogomous to avoid stds. i like my version better.

Re: really?!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I think, you should email that to those Love, God's Way people. Let them know that their qualification of Wilson Phillips is wrong since they so obviously promote monogomy. And since gay people are obviously tramps, Wilson Phillips cannot possibly be a "Gay Band".

My logic is astonishing and I bet they will believe you. After all, they believe Oscar Wilde was "reformed".

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

I've seen that. Although I would not touch any of that with a 10Ft pole, I fail to see teh Gay on most of these.
I mean, Velvet Underground? wut?

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

Not "any", most.