oh...surely, surely not...no

[blustocking]

This, this is a joke, right?
I mean, it's only one day after April Fool's Day, right?
heheh, RIGHT?!

DEAR GOD IT IS THE END TIMES.

Comments

[kitryne.livejournal.com]

holy....wha..no... words............................

i'm on the 7th floor.. should i just jump now?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Only jump if you can land safely on Ashlee Simpson.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

That just about sums it up.

[anastaza.livejournal.com]

lol I knew exactly what you were talking about even before I clicked on the link. Because I thought it was a joke, too. :/

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Seems that way, doesn't it?

[jnglboogi.livejournal.com]

wha?

is Robert Smith broke or something?
(either broke or crazy)

=(

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I don't know man, he was testing me with those special little re-issues of Three Imaginary Boys, Faith, and Pornography. Now this.

OH BLOBERT! Why!

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

Whatever it was is now unavailable on the site. Recap?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Robert Smith + Ashlee Simpson = KABOOM.

[defenestrat0r.livejournal.com]

WHAT

BUT.

[secondderogate.livejournal.com]

You had to see this coming.

Re: BUT.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

My first reaction to this was, "Your MOM had to see this coming!" And then I wondered why neither of you warned me.

[spritek.livejournal.com]

If this isn't a joke, then someone needs to stage an itnervention with Robert. Pour alcohol down his throat, bemoan the collapse of integrity via snarky cultural critiques, and force him to watch siouxsie videos over and over and over.
Actually, have Siouxsie be the one critiquing >: D

It does make the mind reel, no?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Oh man, what an intervention that would be! Two aging goths, one trying to save the other from suckling at the teat of teeny-bop music. Sounds like a good read.

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

If you think about it, they've sucked since disintegration. It comes as no surprise to those that have already lost faith.

BLASPHEMY!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

You cynical bastard. There have been good moments since Disintigration.

Re: BLASPHEMY!

[i-muad-dib.livejournal.com]

few and far between =P