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blustocking ([personal profile] blustocking) wrote2007-04-22 11:13 pm

dear neighbors

You suck and you can't sing. Stop beating that dead cat with your stupid acoustic fumblings and go sleep in your dirty, dirty house.
Take the cackling witch with you. You will never get anywhere with your jam-band/John Mayer schtick.

OH NO! My ears just popped! I can hear it BETTER now!

ARGgggggggggh!

[identity profile] i-muad-dib.livejournal.com 2007-04-25 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Mine have loud sex that causes their hysterical child to cry as if it is being tortured. Let's trade.

[identity profile] blustocking.livejournal.com 2007-04-25 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow....up until the crying child part, I would have been glad to trade. That's slightly disturbing.

[identity profile] i-muad-dib.livejournal.com 2007-04-25 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
sometimes they go at it in the middle of the night. Then the kid starts screeching like a banshee. It's good times, especially around 3 am.