Nice #1 I just found out that my brother managed to impregnate his hippie granola wife and will soon be the progenitor of a crotch dropping somewhat similar to #2.
I'd be there front and center, in the middle of the hairy hippie fray to catch it. -Is it a boy? A girl? It's a 3 bedroom Victorian mansion with all new plumbing! Congratulations!
serious. i'm 30 in 2 months and all i can seem to think about is how the fuck i'll EVER be able to afford a house in tha LBC. in the neighborhood i'm living in now (which is unfortunately where i'd want to reside 4 life) houses are going for about $750,000 - a cool MILLION. (no fucking joke) but i lurv it here so I'm trying to play the lotto and coming up with some 'get rich quick schemes'. (j/k)
oh and, no babies for me. fuck that, i'm WAY too selfish right now.
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Date: 2007-06-01 06:03 am (UTC)Dear Jesus, send me $700 extra a month.
I need a it for a house.
Thanks.
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Date: 2007-06-02 03:47 am (UTC)I was shocked. Shocked I tell you.
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Date: 2007-06-02 07:40 am (UTC)And who's Paris and why is she renting your house?
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Date: 2007-06-02 11:16 am (UTC)Now you gotta tell me what you did to poor little Montmartre.
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Date: 2007-06-01 06:27 am (UTC)mu shu ha ha
Date: 2007-06-01 06:38 am (UTC)Yeah, I heard of a 400,000 house here in Larryville and I was like, "WHA?!" If you can afford that shit, MOVE.
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Date: 2007-06-04 10:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-01 06:45 am (UTC)repeated lols. for sure.
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Date: 2007-06-01 11:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-02 03:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-02 07:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-02 07:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-01 03:17 pm (UTC)Except replace the "yet" with a "not ever". Heh.
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Date: 2007-06-02 07:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-01 04:49 pm (UTC)and not a baby.
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Date: 2007-06-02 07:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-02 03:49 am (UTC)I just found out that my brother managed to impregnate his hippie granola wife and will soon be the progenitor of a crotch dropping somewhat similar to #2.
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Date: 2007-06-02 07:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-02 11:13 am (UTC)-Is it a boy? A girl? It's a 3 bedroom Victorian mansion with all new plumbing! Congratulations!
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Date: 2007-06-04 04:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-04 06:48 pm (UTC)oh and, no babies for me. fuck that, i'm WAY too selfish right now.