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I tire of normal insults. Now is the time when you all help come up with better ones. So far:

CheeseNip
Juicebox
Stickface
Buttbean
Clambake
Noodlepot!
Peehole
Assmonkey (Extraordinaire)
boddah....ahahahahaha...I am so funny.

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Pee-head
Butterchunk
beaver treat
seal bonker
Richard cranium (aka; dickhead)
HIT (hooker in training)
frilly panty wearer...haddob...hahahahahaha...I'm funnier!

Mother eVol

Dood, what's wrong with men in frilly panties?!

;)

Great list! XD Reminded me of one I forgot...PEEHOLE!

Are you looking for this insult? *snicker, snort*

Noodlepot, noodlepot, noodlepot- NOODLEPOT!...ya Missouri baseball cap! (aka; mullethead)

Ook!

Mother eVol

I bet you have a mullet.

Dingleberry!

You probably have a Joe Dirt mullet. You RAWK!

Shit brick!

eVol

You loooove the clowns doncha? They get you all 'hot n' bothered'.
You like to wake up with your sheets all covered in clown-white and a squeaky red nose up yer bum, huh? I knew it.

ASSbiscuit!

p.s. Get a journal, woman! :D

Damn you Blu! You know, probably from your message board, that my worst fear is a peg legged clown midget with a lazy eye! Urgh!

Thanks for blowing me the kiss of death! I can blame the next seven years of bad luck on you, BLUeberry nut crunch! Not to mention the awful dreams I'll be experiencing tonight. POO HEAD!

PS. I'm still considering the LJ thang. For the most part, this place is scary. Wanna be my bodyguard and I can be your long lost pal? *wink, wink*

Mother eVol

If you want codes, I gots em...but can I call you Betty?

Noooo, don't think of the clowns...think of the fluffy kitties. Happy fluffy kitties bouncing around in a sunny field...oh, wait, what's that...over there...it looks like..oh, no...it can't be....OH MY GOD IT'S A 20ft tall clown and he's COMING THIS WAY!
AAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Fra-gee-lay! I think it's Italian!

Hey man, don't go knockin' people with lazy eyes.
*sob* :)

Okay, okay. I'll take a stinkin' code, for the love of crap! BUTT, if any of your posse gangs up on me in this domain, just remember one thing- I have the match and gasoline! *snort*

"Fra-gee-lay! I think it's Italian!"...personally, I love the quote,"he wove a tapestry of obscenities...we still think it is lingering somewhere over Lake Michigan".--> I ADORE that movie! (I have been compared to the character, Randy, more times than I can shack a stick at).

"Hey man, don't go knockin' people with lazy eyes."...actually, believe it or not, I have a phobia of midget s and clowns. The combination of those two alone, completely give me the willies. My friends have donated more colorful adjectives to the list throughout the years. Hence, the lazy eye comment.

No offense, sweet chicken! *SMOOCH!*

Mother eVol (motherevol666@yahoo.com)

Oh man, I loooove that movie. I don't know how many times I watch it during the Christmas season. That is the best holiday movie, in my opinion. YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! Better than "It's A Wonderful Life"! Wha-chow!

You're the cheese, gopher nuts! ;)

Damn, eVol need coffee. Need coffee now. Ook! *scratches ass and heads toward the kitchen*

It's a Wonderful WHAT? *poo*

Mother eVol

Yes. You get a journal ;)

cum guzzling gutter slut
ass head
fuck tard
justin jolley

smarmfarmer
sockhumper
toastlicker
cornbread
sticky buns (that sounds more like an endearment O_o)
asscootie

heh, these are all really dumb:)

I like 'em lots!!!

heheheh, smarmfarmer. Oo, does that make me a smutfarmer? "HONEY! I'm goin' out to milk the porn stars!" Ew. I just grossed myself out. Like, fer sure. XD

my roommate and I like these two:

chuckleheads
cheesedick
cheddarpussy

wait...that's three. We like those three.

Cheese-themed insults are the best, gouda-fart.
XD

I've always thought so, smelly cheese licker.

HAHAHAHA!

this is one I haven't heard in a while but it was revived by one of my kids...GAY-WAD! :D You are such a gay-wad! She calls all the boys in the fourth grade gay-wads! :D I told her that they don't get any less gay as they grow up...so I'm calling everyone a gay-wad now! :D

Ok...I'm done now. :|

What about Gay-lord? Remember that one? Man, talk about a lame excuse for an insult. O_o

"Shuddup, you gay-lord!!" At least that's how my cousins said it.

When I see them again I'm gonna ask them if they remember how often they used that one.

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Insults?

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WAH_HA!

Whaddup Cheesenip!

I'm just chillin' CLOWN LOVE!

do do dodo do do do do dodo

I think you shot my eye out!

Sure thang, chicken wang.

Don't call me Betty. Call me Dolly Dagger!

I sent you code, fartknocker!

Cool beans, drumstick!

ooooo

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Whee! I play!

No! I like 'em!

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heeeee!

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