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[blustocking]

I am going to make a movie about a farting monster. Perhaps he is lactose intolerant.
Picture it...you know you wanna.

Speaking of...




Which Colossal
Death Robot Are You?

Your mom's a Mega Zord.



What kind of drunk are you?

Yeaaaaah....

Comments

[spasmolytic.livejournal.com]

THIS POST IS FROM FRIDAY:

THE FUTURE!

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

Can I do the voice for the farting monster? I'll work scale.

[spasmolytic.livejournal.com]

i'll stage manage your monster ass, y0.

HA!

[squeakyrix.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA

p.s. i love your new icons ^^

Re: HA!

[spasmolytic.livejournal.com]

yay!

[spasmolytic.livejournal.com]

we're probably knocking out the lj servers RIGHT NOW.

weee

The Mormon Name Generator !

[(Anonymous)]

"Congratulations! Now you too can walk the Utah streets and feel absolutely at home within their social framework. Acceptance from the Mormon community is yours. We hope it makes your life a better one."

Go here-

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/mormon/

I mormonised my moniker, Mother eVol, and got;

Mothers Busbyberkly Jukebox-Jezabel

I dig it!

I saw that

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I was so excited, but then my name sucked, so I didn't post it. Perhaps I'll try another name...hmmm.

TOP O' THE MORMON TO YA!

Blustocking moromonized is-

[(Anonymous)]

Belou Mistinguite!

Hey, why do you get a name that sounds alluring and sexy, and mine sounds like the town floozy that gives handjobs out to all the locals?

NO FAIR! *pout* :(

Mother eVol

Wow! That test IS accurate!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Belou, I like that!

Awww, baby, you can give me a handjob anytime...uh...yeah. XD

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

My boyfriend gets a kick calling me, Allstate. Get it?...You're in good hands!

"Strokin' to the east. We're stokin' from the west...we're STROKIN!"

Giddy-up!
Mother eVol

You are such a nut.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Allstate...heheheh. :D

Re: I saw that

[qat.livejournal.com]

Gooooooood Mormon!

I dated an ex-Mormon once. He didn't like it when I said that to him upon waking. Don't even get me started on his reaction to "Top of the Mormom to ya."

Man,

[haddob.livejournal.com]

You're like the STUPIDEST colossal death robot. Your mom is #2.

Re: Man,

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

I know. I was quite disappointed.

And no, I believe your mom and my mom were in a competition for number 2...the results are just in...and nope, it's your mom. THEM'S JUST THE FACTS, Ma'am.

Re: Man,

[haddob.livejournal.com]

Actually, the absentee ballots were just received and it has been determined that, uh, it's your mom.

Sorry to interrupt

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know which I like better. Boddah's sweet sweet kitty, or Blu's crafty beaver?

Resume back to your normally scheduled mom bashing.

Mother eVol

Re: Man,

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

With only 23% of precincts reporting, I HIGHLY DOUBT that you can call the winner, smarmfarmer. Besides, the voters in your constituency are about as intelligent as the residents of Dade County, Florida!
HA!

YOUR MOM!